So Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, and whatever atheists do in December have passed by. During this time of year, people often give each other gifts. However, some gifts suck.
Did you have a crappy Christmas (or whatever)? RPG Land might be able to bail you out.
How to enter this excellent contest:
- Embracing the material, debatably evil side of the season, entrants will describe why their holiday gift load was dissatisfactory. (Pictures of you with your lame gifts are bonus points.) The staff will decide who needs our help the most.
- Send your entry via email to contest@rpgland.com, and be sure to include your name and full address.
- PROTIP: There is no minimum length of writing, but be clear on why your Christmas sucked. Creative, impressive, and/or funny entries will probably be favored.
PRIZES. We have two Stacks of Awesome to hand out. Two winners will receive:
- Wild ARMs 4
- Shadow Hearts: From the New World
- Atelier Iris 2: The Azoth of Destiny
- Blade Dancer Original Soundtrack
- Dark Age of Camelot 5th Anniversay Editiion (game and all seven expansions)
But we at RPG Land are mean, mean bastards. We will also take this chance to make two holidays even worse.
One loser will receive:
- Tim Wilson's broken Xbox 360
Another loser will receive:
- Spectral Souls
Thanks tremendously to our sponsors for this contest:
- Mythic
- NIS America
- XSEED Games
Other rules and details (keep reading; these are important, you son of a bitch):
- Entries must be received by 11:59pm Central time on January 16, 2006.
- Open to anyone in the world, and not just Christmas--that was just a convenient sounding name for the contest. We do not hate (most of) you.
- Entrants must be at least 14 years of age, just because I don't feel like giving free stuff to kids.
- When you enter, fricking, include your full mailing address, or we can't give you prizes. I was disappointed last year to discover that many of our readers are retarded, and when we asked for "mailing address" they only put like, "34 Jackson Drive," with no city, state, or zip. Do this and I will virus the email account you used to enter this thing.
- Upon your winning, we will send a confirmation email. Since this is a lot of prize action here, we want to make sure the haul is going to a reader who actually gives a crap, so you must respond to the winning confirmation email within 10 days if you want your prizes.
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