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NR · Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:05 am Post subject:

The percentage idea is indeed pretty good. I'll put in on the consideration list for sure.
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LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 8945

If you do that then I will be in IRC 100% of the time I am at work, which is a lot of hours out of my week. If you want me in IRC (and face it, you do... Cuz I'm f---ing awesome) you will make it so. Sluts.

I'm so down with the word sluts right now. Must be the alcohol... Man booze f---ing rocks the hizzy.
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NR · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:14 am Post subject:

[11:10] <madhtr> heh.... the engine being used for GTA IV is called the RAGE engine
[11:10] <Pandar> Wow.
[11:10] <Pandar> Heath's getting props like, everywhere.

timrpgland · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:51 am Post subject:

More reasons why you are the champion Smile

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NR · Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:00 am Post subject:

I pretty much am.

NR · Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:32 pm Post subject:

The channel's been pretty lively the last couple days. Tonight's topic of choice was meth.

[22:07] <Tiptail> Actually, it's been a while since I've been topic quoted.
[22:07] * Rage changes topic to 'RPGLand.com don't have the mouthparts for biting. | <ChaosNyte> Damnit, I'll check, but it's been a while since I've been topic quoted, Orie! >:/ | '
[22:07] <Rage> We'll make up for that tonight alone.
[22:07] <Roku> heh
[22:08] <Roku> you asked for that ^^
[22:10] <Tiptail> Maybe, but it's not so terribly incriminating.
[22:11] <Rage> Well you're not talking about dirty stuff like you usually do.
[22:12] <Rage> Probably because I came up to Canada with a bar of soap and washed out that nasty mouth of yours.
[22:12] <Rage> Psh. And the scientists told me it couldn't be done. Two boxes of Irish Spring later, I defeat science.
[22:13] <Roku> eww
[22:13] <Martyr> Irish Spring is the best tasting soap on the market.
[22:13] <Rage> Hands down.
[22:14] <Martyr> So anyway
[22:14] <Roku> ok, but would you eat two boxes of it?
[22:14] <Martyr> I went out to get a burger and a side of irish spring earlier
[22:14] <Roku> heh
[22:14] <Rage> Oh that's right, those are on special.
[22:14] <Rage> I should get it while it's cheap.
[22:14] <Martyr> And as I was driving there this guy is swerving around real fast, passing all these cars
[22:14] <Martyr> And he passed me
[22:14] <Martyr> And I thought "Wow, what a stupid ass."
[22:14] <Martyr> And as soon as I did this cop swerves ahead of me and pulls him over.
[22:15] <Martyr> Justice
[22:15] <paper> heh
[22:15] <Rage> hahaha
[22:15] <Rage> That happened to me once coming out of school. Like, last year some time.
[22:15] <Rage> Not me as in the guy getting busted, but saw it happen to some jerk.
[22:16] <Martyr> The last time I went out to that area of town they were filming an episode of cops or something and had busted these two kids in the parking lot for something.
[22:16] <paper> heh
[22:16] <paper> Martyr, you don't live in Riverside, CA, do you?
[22:16] <Martyr> Louisville, KY
[22:16] <paper> ah
[22:16] <paper> heh, I only ask because Riverside is.... "known" for that
[22:17] <paper> they dont' call it the meth capital of the US for nothing
[22:17] <Martyr> hehe
[22:17] <paper> for both production and consumption
[22:17] <Martyr> Meth's pretty big here.
[22:17] <Rage> paper: that and Big Gulps on the side of the road. Riverside is so dirty >_<
[22:17] <paper> heh
[22:17] <Rage> Dude, EVERY place is called the meth capital of the world.
[22:18] <Rage> When I lived in Washington? "Yeah, Bucoda is the meth capital of the world." When I lived in PA? "Well, Carnegie is the meth capital of the world."
[22:18] <Rage> Everywhere you go, there's an assload of meth labs somewhere within an hour or so. That's the rule.
[22:19] <Rage> And that's why it's SO hard to find out who keeps planting meth on my porch.
[22:19] <Rage> And I mean "planting" as in setting there for me to get busted. Not "growing." That's a different drug.
[22:20] <paper> heh
[22:20] <Martyr> One time my brother was at a friends house who had a meth lab
[22:20] <Martyr> And he sniffed one of the containers of junk and started going into convulsions and junk
[22:20] <paper> man
[22:20] <paper> yea
[22:20] <paper> that stuff is quite dangerous/toxic
[22:20] <Martyr> My brother is the meth capital of kentucky
[22:20] <paper> as in "ka boom" dangerous
[22:20] <Martyr> yeah
[22:21] <paper> heh
[22:21] <SuperMegamanX> I live in the Meth capital of Minnesota.
[22:21] <paper> we've got a 1:1 op to user ratio here
[22:21] <Tiptail> I live in the Meth capital of Canada.
[22:22] <paper> welcome to RPGland, where we op w/a personal touch
[22:22] <SuperMegamanX> there's these neighbors I have
[22:22] <SuperMegamanX> one day, about 4 years ago
[22:22] <Tiptail> Whic prettymuch validates Heath's point.
[22:22] <Tiptail> <Rage> Dude, EVERY place is called the meth capital of the world."
[22:22] <SuperMegamanX> the fire dept was out there
[22:22] <SuperMegamanX> because their shed was burning down
[22:23] <SuperMegamanX> they put the fire out, and the info they were given was:
[22:23] <SuperMegamanX> The dad was working on his lawnmower, and it had exploded.
[22:23] <SuperMegamanX> this was 4 AM, btw.
[22:23] <SuperMegamanX> figure that one out.
[22:23] <Martyr> hehe
[22:23] <paper> hey, he loves his lawnmower
[22:24] <SuperMegamanX> and hey, they can explode too, you know.
[22:24] <Martyr> After my folks divorced I moved to a place called Manitou in Kentucky
[22:24] <Martyr> Population 30 or so
[22:24] <Martyr> Imagine those places on those feed the children commercials, but bump the civilization and wealth up a notch or two
[22:24] <paper> heh, basically, give them video games
[22:25] <Martyr> There was a couple who liked to go on nudist romps in the woods and tobacco fields late at night
[22:25] <Martyr> My neighbor was a child molester, an alcoholic, and thought aliens came to abudct him
[22:25] <Martyr> Guy down the street would mow the lawn in tightie whities
[22:25] <Martyr> Which, was rather obscene during summer when it was hot.
[22:26] * Rage throws up on Roku.
[22:26] <Pandar> Sounds like it'd make a -great- sitcom.
[22:26] <Martyr> I didn't see it with my own eyes, but I have a feeling that place was pretty meth'd up ^^
[22:26] <madhtr|sleep> You watched him mowing the lawn in the summer?
[22:26] <paper> heh
[22:26] <Martyr> I played outside with rocks and sticks and mud and shit
[22:26] <Martyr> Was kinda hard to not notice a guy mowing the lawn in his skivies

NR · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:52 pm Post subject:

[00:46] <Owozifa> You know Heath.
[00:47] <Owozifa> Every picture of you looks like a different person.
[00:47] <Owozifa> Granted this is like the third one ever.
[00:48] <Owozifa> Maybe it's the llamas.
[00:48] <Owozifa> I don't know.
[00:48] <Owozifa> But just...
[00:48] <Owozifa> You look like Gilbert Gottfried there.
[00:49] <GuruClef> XD
[00:49] <Sistance> lol
[00:49] <Sistance> Gilbert Gottfried is your dad.
[00:49] <Sistance> but...
[00:49] <Sistance> at least
[00:50] <Sistance> he's not your mom.
[00:50] <GuruClef> haha
[00:50] <Rage> heh
[00:50] * Rage buys another copy of Sistance's book.

NR · Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:23 pm Post subject:

This was kinda funny, I thought ^^

<Tiptail> Shroudie!
<Rage> Sistance!
<GuruClef> GuruClef!
<paper> uh...
<shroudie> Tiptail!
* paper fails to see the pattern
<shroudie> paper!
<Tiptail> Good to see you again! ^^
<Rage> Now...which of these fine people do I vote for in the upcoming election? :O
<SuperMegamanX> me. that's who you vote for.
* Owozifa has joined #rpgland
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Owozifa
<Owozifa> SuperMegamanX: me. that's who you vote for.
<Owozifa> This line
<Owozifa> Was so retarded
<Owozifa> That it killed my internet

NR · Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject:

[21:25] <Sistance> and Mt. Dew isn't caffeinated in Canada either.
[21:26] <Owozifa> What the hell is it for then?
[21:26] <Sistance> for being green
[21:26] * Sistance shrugs
[21:26] <Tiptail> Orie. I said the exact same thing ABOUT caffination when I learned about that.
[21:26] <Pandar> It's actually more yellow.
[21:26] <Sistance> doesn't quite taste right without the caffeine either
[21:26] <Sistance> there's no bite
[21:26] <Tiptail> Why would you caffinate Mt. Dew?
[21:26] <Pandar> I really can't taste the difference.
[21:26] <Sistance> because THAT's how it was intended, Tip Razz

[21:27] <Pandar> Between caffeinated and uncaffeinated Mountain Dew.
[21:27] <Sistance> because it's better than drinking Coke and Pepsi
[21:27] <Rage> <Tiptail> Why would you caffinate Mt. Dew? --> Because that's the way God intended it > Sad

[21:27] <Tiptail> They taste the same, though.
[21:27] <Sistance> what do?
[21:27] <Sistance> with and without caffeine?
[21:27] <Tiptail> Yeah.
[21:27] <Pandar> The point is that it has caffeine.
[21:27] <Rage> Hell no they don't.
[21:28] <Sistance> no. the without has no kick to it
[21:28] <Sistance> doesn't taste the same
[21:28] <Sistance> tastes soft like sprite
[21:28] <Rage> I had Barq's root beer sans-caffeine for the first time ever, back in 2003. I knew *immediately* that something was wrong.
[21:28] <Tiptail> Sprite Ice <3
[21:28] <Sistance> 7up-sidedown
[21:29] <Sistance> that has bite to it
[21:30] <Rage> So Tiptail loses this round.
[21:30] <Rage> The winner is Mt. Dew--the way Moses drank it.
[21:31] <Rage> (WITH the caffeine)
[21:31] <Pandar> Yes.

LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 8945

Who cares what spelunking (I actually typed spelunking, not the F-word) soda you drink as long as it's spiked with lots of booze.. I give that entire IRC conversation an F-. You all f---ing fail. That time I used the F-word...
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NR · Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:57 pm Post subject:

[22:55] * Roku doesn't do drugs
[22:56] <madhtr> Roku: Do you do anything? Razz

[22:56] <Roku> I......
[22:56] <Roku> hmm

timrpgland · Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:02 am Post subject:

NR · Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject:

[23:39] * Carlisle ^5s Roku's mom.
[23:39] * Rage tries to date Roku's mom.
[23:39] <Roku-foods> but you're dating tip
[23:40] <Rage> She's totally into it.
[23:40] <Carlisle> Wow. Score.
[23:40] <Roku-foods> lie
[23:40] <Roku-foods> or.......weird...
[23:40] <Rage> Very Happy

[23:40] <Roku-foods> also eww
[23:41] <Rage> I'm going to be Roku's new dad Very Happy

[23:41] <GuruClef> yeah... that's just a little creepy. Very Happy

[23:41] <Roku-foods> a.....little........?
[23:42] <Rage> And startlingly hot.
[23:42] <Carlisle> Rage is so family-oriented.
[23:42] <Roku-foods> heh.....^^;
[23:43] <Carlisle> Papa Heath
[23:44] * Rage nods
[23:44] <Rage> That's a title I can live with
[23:45] * Rage is now known as Papa-Heath
[23:45] <Roku-foods> ..................
[23:46] <Carlisle> sweeeeet
[23:47] <Papa-Heath> Roku >:/
[23:48] <Papa-Heath> No more long ellipses like that or I will totally make you mow the lawn.
[23:48] <Roku-foods> I don't take orders from you, you're not my daddy!
[23:49] <Papa-Heath> Every time you talk back like that, I am going to beat the crap out of your mom.
[23:49] <Roku-foods> .........................
[23:49] <Roku-foods> some dad you are
[23:49] <Papa-Heath> STFU
[23:49] * Papa-Heath flying-elbows Roku's mom.
[23:49] <Papa-Heath> Now Papa-Heath is tired.
[23:50] * Papa-Heath grabs another beer!
[23:50] <Roku-foods> yeah.....this isn't funny
[23:50] * Papa-Heath is now known as GoodNightPapaHeath
[23:50] <GoodNightPapaHeath> Whoooooooo

NR · Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:59 am Post subject:

[20:57] * Strategos (~kelloggra@adsl-69-235-161-42.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #rpgland
[20:57] <Strategos> well this is a new experience, I suppose
[20:57] <Rage> I submit to you, Roku and gentlemen, that every movie title would be better with the word "Muthafuckin" added to it.
[20:57] * Strategos (~kelloggra@adsl-69-235-161-42.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) Quit (Quit: )

Strategos · Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:10 am Post subject:

Unfair - you took that out of context!
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Strategos · Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject:

well... yes... but that makes me look worse than I make myself look. It's okay for me to fuck up my e-image, but uncool for people to mess it up without my consent
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Idin Leis · Niggar Alarm! Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 4441

For the millionth time....

RPGLand Vent?

Yeah that would be great. Then I can make fun of furries in real time.
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Acend · Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:15 am Post subject: