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| Have you ever accidentally farted on your hand while wiping? |
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| Actually, I pooped on it. |
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Owozifa
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 Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:19 am Post subject: Have you ever accidentally farted on your hand while wiping? |
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Some questions just have to be asked.
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Pandar
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No, I don't really think so.
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J.L.Jones
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Nope. Can't remember a time when I did something like that.
But wow.
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Phil
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| Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:06 am Post subject: |
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| I'm not sure what's more disturbing: the thought of Orie doing this, or wondering why he wants to know if others have. |
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PipArchDevil
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| Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:27 am Post subject: |
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That sort of thing never occurred to me in my entire lifetime.
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Aurian
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| Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:37 am Post subject: |
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O.o
*backs out of the thread* |
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Owozifa
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| Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:02 am Post subject: |
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| Martyr wrote: | | I'm not sure what's more disturbing: the thought of Orie doing this, or wondering why he wants to know if others have. |
You make polls about crazy philosophical things. I make ones that are firmly rooted in reality. This is a legitimate and ordinary question.
The long and short of it is a real life poll showed an even split between yes and no. I see this internet poll is a different sample group.
I mean, it can happen. Think about it for a moment. Gas toodles along behind. One goes to wipe, thereby agitating the business, and the gas just escapes.
fuck's sake, I guess we can't talk about butts!
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Phil
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Phil
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| Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Also, sry. Didn't mean to come across like a dick. I tend to do that unintentionally whenever I don't sleep. |
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LiQuid!
fasta dan a muddafucka!
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Can't say I have, but I have on a few occasions pooped, got up to wipe, farted and then realized there was more pooping to be done, so sat back down for another go round...
When I was younger though, my brother once had me try to light one of his farts on fire (he had an uncanny ability to lay on his back and suck in air through his ass and fart it back out - in my wisdom gleaned from old age I now know that this air wouldn't be methane, hence it wouldn't light). Well for some reason he did it bare assed and when he farted a little moist turdlet flew out and stuck to my finger... All I could do was stare and scream. It was probably the worst day of my life.
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Idin Leis
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| LiQuid! wrote: | Can't say I have, but I have on a few occasions pooped, got up to wipe, farted and then realized there was more pooping to be done, so sat back down for another go round...
When I was younger though, my brother once had me try to light one of his farts on fire (he had an uncanny ability to lay on his back and suck in air through his ass and fart it back out - in my wisdom gleaned from old age I now know that this air wouldn't be methane, hence it wouldn't light). Well for some reason he did it bare assed and when he farted a little moist turdlet flew out and stuck to my finger... All I could do was stare and scream. It was probably the worst day of my life. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Acend
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| Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| LiQuid! wrote: | | got up to wipe, farted and then realized there was more pooping to be done, so sat back down for another go round... |
you wipe your ass standing up?
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LiQuid!
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Well not like bolt upright.. Like a half-squat. I thought that was normal? I can't think of many times I've seen someone wipe their ass before...
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Owozifa
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| Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Acend wrote: |
you wipe your ass standing up? |
Most of the stuff I've seen on this are about a 50/50 split between people that sit and people that stand.
I stand as well.
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Strategos
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No, I have not, and thank god.
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Nope.
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