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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:03 am Post subject: Contest: Come up with a rad contest! |
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You guys don't have enough contests, so I'm running one.
Come up with a radical idea for a contest that RPG Land should run, and I will pick the best one and send them a chittyshittybangbang old video video game I don't want anymore!
Pretty easy stuff.
If you don't live in America, then fuck you, you suck and you get no prize. But you can still play for my amusement.
Ok, so that's it. Pretty simple. Now go! _________________
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

Joined: 14 Aug 2008 Posts: 1538 Location: all up in your grill
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:32 am Post subject: |
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Contest: Who has the shittiest video game collection? _________________ "The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow." |
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datguy
Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 419 Location: Pennsyltucky
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:44 am Post subject: |
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I really like that idea. Is it based on quantity, quality, or the fact that a person's enormous collection means they have no life?
I'll put forth another 'write a better review than RPG Land' contest - except the game can't be released yet and you have to back up your chittyshittybangbang opinions with facts. |
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:54 am Post subject: |
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datguy wrote: | I really like that idea. Is it based on quantity, quality, or the fact that a person's enormous collection means they have no life?
I'll put forth another 'write a better review than RPG Land' contest - except the game can't be released yet and you have to back up your crappy opinions with facts. |
I like that idea, too.
The "Shittiest Collection Evar!" contest would be mostly comprised of who has the most (quantity) awful games? Also, it would be based on how bad the actual games are (something that was only bad enough to play once, or something that you couldn't get through the opening screens). Roms & emulators would not be counted. Has to be the physical game. |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:28 am Post subject: |
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These ideas SUCK. You guys are gonna have to think a little more outside the box if you want my chittyshittybangbang old video games! I was thinking more along the lines of "Having your significant other take a picture of you doing a handstand naked while dribbling pee down your chest."
Now get back to the drawing board! _________________
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:42 am Post subject: |
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LiQuid! wrote: | These ideas SUCK. You guys are gonna have to think a little more outside the box if you want my crappy old video games! I was thinking more along the lines of "Having your significant other take a picture of you doing a handstand naked while dribbling pee down your chest."
Now get back to the drawing board! |
That's not a contest. That's a weird, angry, possibly sexual suggestion.
I guess we could have a contest: whose dog can lick the most peanut butter off their nuts before going into a diabetic coma.
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Pandar Overlord of the Netherworld

Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1286 Location: International Falls, Minnesota
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:45 am Post subject: |
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Have your significant other take a picture of you doing a handstand while dribbling pee down your chest as your dog licks it off your nipples. _________________ No matter where you go, there you are. |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:55 am Post subject: |
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So far Pandar is in the lead. _________________
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Strategos a$$

Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 2100 Location: Alll ston, MA
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:56 am Post subject: |
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Whoever steals the most games from GameStop without getting caught wins. GameStop employees or affiliates barred from participation. _________________ H-E-S-T-E-R is a long, convoluted joke. |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:02 am Post subject: |
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That's a tough one, cause they only keep boxes out in the store front! Do boxes count? _________________
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datguy
Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 419 Location: Pennsyltucky
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:56 am Post subject: |
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That's an easy one - wait until they do a B2G1 Free used sale, buy a ton of shit, and return all the games you actually paid for to an employee dumb enough to give you cash back and not check the receipt carefully. Then keep the free games.
White collar crime, baby.
Side note: a lot of stores check for this. |
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NR The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street

Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Posts: 7611 Location: Japan
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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Review other forum members. _________________ If you buy stuff from Play Asia, help support RPG Land. Thank you. |
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Strategos a$$

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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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It's a contest because it IS tough. If I wanted it easy, it would be a stealing candy from children on Halloween contest.
Boxes don't count.
Edit: That said, I believe the PC games still have discs in the box, or at least did last time I was in a Gamestop, but that was a while ago. The bargain-bins do as well, I think. _________________ H-E-S-T-E-R is a long, convoluted joke. |
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Aurian

Joined: 30 Jun 2007 Posts: 301
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:15 am Post subject: |
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How would you prove stealing stuff anyways? Hold up a bunch of boxes and claim you swiped them? A contest should have something you can measure and prove.
Reviewing forum members sounds like fun. Best/funniest review wins by vote or by the contest overlord's decision.
Or if you want to be gross film something and post on Youtube a video of yourselves having some eating contest (most bananas shoved down your throat whole? Most olives in 10 minutes without throwing up?) |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:24 am Post subject: |
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I like Heath's idea. A lot. I'm gonna go ahead and declare him unofficially winner and keep this open for a few more days to see if any of you chumps can best him. _________________
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:36 am Post subject: |
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Review RPGLand's game reviews. Give your thoughts on their thoughts. _________________ "The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow." |
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Sethimothy *Accomplished* Bastard

Joined: 20 Dec 2005 Posts: 2173
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:48 am Post subject: |
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SEE WHO CAN RAPE DA MOST BITCHES!
I'll bet Jenelle will win, for sure. Cuz she's in Japan. |
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