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LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

You guys don't have enough contests, so I'm running one.

Come up with a radical idea for a contest that RPG Land should run, and I will pick the best one and send them a chittyshittybangbang old video video game I don't want anymore!

Pretty easy stuff.

If you don't live in America, then fuck you, you suck and you get no prize. But you can still play for my amusement.

Ok, so that's it. Pretty simple. Now go!
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Omegarage · Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:32 am Post subject:

Contest: Who has the shittiest video game collection?
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datguy · Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 419 Location: Pennsyltucky

I really like that idea. Is it based on quantity, quality, or the fact that a person's enormous collection means they have no life?

I'll put forth another 'write a better review than RPG Land' contest - except the game can't be released yet and you have to back up your chittyshittybangbang opinions with facts.

Omegarage · Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:54 am Post subject:

LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

These ideas SUCK. You guys are gonna have to think a little more outside the box if you want my chittyshittybangbang old video games! I was thinking more along the lines of "Having your significant other take a picture of you doing a handstand naked while dribbling pee down your chest."

Now get back to the drawing board!
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Omegarage · Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:42 am Post subject:

Pandar · Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:45 am Post subject:

Have your significant other take a picture of you doing a handstand while dribbling pee down your chest as your dog licks it off your nipples.
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LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

So far Pandar is in the lead.
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Strategos · Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:56 am Post subject:

Whoever steals the most games from GameStop without getting caught wins. GameStop employees or affiliates barred from participation.
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LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

That's a tough one, cause they only keep boxes out in the store front! Do boxes count?
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datguy · Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 419 Location: Pennsyltucky

That's an easy one - wait until they do a B2G1 Free used sale, buy a ton of shit, and return all the games you actually paid for to an employee dumb enough to give you cash back and not check the receipt carefully. Then keep the free games.

White collar crime, baby.

Side note: a lot of stores check for this.

NR · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:56 pm Post subject:

Review other forum members.
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Strategos · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:59 pm Post subject:

It's a contest because it IS tough. If I wanted it easy, it would be a stealing candy from children on Halloween contest.

Boxes don't count.

Edit: That said, I believe the PC games still have discs in the box, or at least did last time I was in a Gamestop, but that was a while ago. The bargain-bins do as well, I think.
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Aurian · Joined: 30 Jun 2007 Posts: 301

How would you prove stealing stuff anyways? Hold up a bunch of boxes and claim you swiped them? A contest should have something you can measure and prove.

Reviewing forum members sounds like fun. Best/funniest review wins by vote or by the contest overlord's decision.

Or if you want to be gross film something and post on Youtube a video of yourselves having some eating contest (most bananas shoved down your throat whole? Most olives in 10 minutes without throwing up?)

LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

I like Heath's idea. A lot. I'm gonna go ahead and declare him unofficially winner and keep this open for a few more days to see if any of you chumps can best him.
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Omegarage · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:36 am Post subject:

Review RPGLand's game reviews. Give your thoughts on their thoughts.
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Sethimothy · *Accomplished* Bastard Joined: 20 Dec 2005 Posts: 2173

SEE WHO CAN RAPE DA MOST BITCHES!

I'll bet Jenelle will win, for sure. Cuz she's in Japan.