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Oh fuck, I'm gonna be a dad again

 
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:43 am    Post subject: Oh fuck, I'm gonna be a dad again Reply with quote

Someone please tell me what keeps causing this condition. I'm about to have a second money leach with no end in site!

One male and one female, do they start reproducing on their own? Jesus that would end what little free time and disposable income we have right now!

Halp!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lock your wife up while you're at work and this won't happen.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sethimothy wrote:
Lock your wife up while you're at work and this won't happen.


But then who's going to make money for us? I like being a kept man.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hopefully all is well in your household! Did you get your new tax exemption this year, or do you have to wait until next?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When u live in texas u should be banned from having more kids beyond ur first one. Like China. You're flooding the world with useless Texans
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sethimothy wrote:
Hopefully all is well in your household! Did you get your new tax exemption this year, or do you have to wait until next?


I got one for the little runt from 19 months ago. Unfortunately this one won't pop out until April so I won't have a SSN in time for this year's taxes.

I get enough write-offs from the business it won't matter that much. Unfortunately, this year, I think we made to much to actually take it (I know, horrible problems to have right?)

But now I'm going to have to deal with a teenage girl in 14 years in the era of sexting and all that BS. To bad for them I have access to software to monitor and lock down all mobile and web traffic.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LiQuid! wrote:
When u live in texas u should be banned from having more kids beyond ur first one. Like China. You're flooding the world with useless Texans


We're only having two, just need to replace the population not grow it.

Also most of the new Texans are moving here cause we have things like lots of jobs and low cost of living. One of the few places you can still get solid blue collar work for life with just a high school degree.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Belated congrats!
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Acend
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks, we're in the final weeks. Pregnant wives who work 50-80 hours a week are about the most physiologically unstable creatures I'm aware of. Just gotta get through 3 or 4 more weeks....

I can probably do this.
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