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The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7322
Location: Japan
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 Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:15 am Post subject: Maddox's book out June 6th |
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/080652720X/ref=pd_ts_b_3/103-7832273-9735016?s=books&v=glance&n=283155
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From the publisher:
This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off—permanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped--a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
People getting drop-kicked in the face
Phallic aggression
Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
Garish disregard for the well-being of children
Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
Intimidating rhetoric
Obscure penile references
The triumph of flannel over good taste
This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a bitch out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to buy a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls.
If you can’t handle the punch to the colon I’m about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you’ll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already. |
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RagePirate
Betrayal Burger
Joined: 01 Sep 2005
Posts: 631
Location: Buffalo, NY
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I haven't pre-ordered it yet, but everything I've heard and read about it looks amazing. Can't wait.
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LiQuid!
fasta dan a muddafucka!
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 8945
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I've had mine preordered since he sent out the newsletter.
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