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Strategos a$$

Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 2097 Location: Alll ston, MA
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:00 am Post subject: |
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Now, I've had my share of roommate trouble, and here's my advice to you, coming from that angle:
Masturbate on his bed. _________________ H-E-S-T-E-R is a long, convoluted joke. |
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Solice Kirsk True to the bullet pith

Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 1577 Location: "Balls Deep" in Chicago bitches
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:48 am Post subject: |
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Wow, that is like the best idea ever. I've had some room mates that definately deserved the old "cum on the pillow" trick. _________________ "True to the bullet pith on the enclose, Rocksmith allows you to beat the drum for legitimate hither any electric guitar into the proprietary USB chain that comes with the encounter..." - NEERGENCE, 12/02/2011 |
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

Joined: 14 Aug 2008 Posts: 1380 Location: all up in your grill
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:59 am Post subject: |
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| Solice Kirsk wrote: | | the old "cum on the pillow" trick. |
It sounds dirty when you say it. _________________ "The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow." |
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Jackal
Joined: 27 Apr 2006 Posts: 337 Location: Carthage, TX
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:08 am Post subject: |
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I was thinking more along the lines of speaking with the dorm director. It's his job to masturbate when and wherever necessary. _________________ "What's that powder he's putting in our dinner?" |
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Strategos a$$

Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 2097 Location: Alll ston, MA
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:59 am Post subject: |
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| Jackal wrote: | | I was thinking more along the lines of speaking with the dorm director. It's his job to masturbate when and wherever necessary. |
Oh, yeah. If you're in a dorm, going to the RAs or whatever they're called where you is always a good start. But a lot of those folks are ineffective, so if (when) that fails, be ready to masturbate. _________________ H-E-S-T-E-R is a long, convoluted joke. |
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Or you can really overreact and jump off a bridge.
Then it'll seem like his harmless music playing was really auditory-bullying.
Bonus: You're picture will be all over the news! _________________ "The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow." |
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Jackal
Joined: 27 Apr 2006 Posts: 337 Location: Carthage, TX
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:06 am Post subject: |
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| Omegarage wrote: | Or you can really overreact and jump off a bridge.
Then it'll seem like his harmless music playing was really auditory-bullying.
Bonus: You're picture will be all over the news! |
The music I can ignore when I really need to. The real problem is when he turns the heat to 76 when it's 71 outside. Opening a window doesn't help when it's actually hot outside too.
My solution is turning the cold back on whenever the guy is out sight of the thermostat. It's worked so far today. _________________ "What's that powder he's putting in our dinner?" |
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Acend Will date your daughter

Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 2932 Location: Houston, TX
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:21 am Post subject: |
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| Jackal wrote: | | Omegarage wrote: | Or you can really overreact and jump off a bridge.
Then it'll seem like his harmless music playing was really auditory-bullying.
Bonus: You're picture will be all over the news! |
The music I can ignore when I really need to. The real problem is when he turns the heat to 76 when it's 71 outside. Opening a window doesn't help when it's actually hot outside too.
My solution is turning the cold back on whenever the guy is out sight of the thermostat. It's worked so far today. |
Just set the thermostat to 72 and break it. _________________
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Solice Kirsk True to the bullet pith

Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 1577 Location: "Balls Deep" in Chicago bitches
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:46 am Post subject: |
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Since when is 71 degrees outside considered hot? Are you a fur seal or something? Just go around opening all of the windows and tell him to fuck off. Berate him and dispense physical criticism* (ass kickings).
*physical criticism is a term coined by Idin. Just giving him props. _________________ "True to the bullet pith on the enclose, Rocksmith allows you to beat the drum for legitimate hither any electric guitar into the proprietary USB chain that comes with the encounter..." - NEERGENCE, 12/02/2011 |
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thecraponahat Pretty Much The Best Member
Joined: 31 Aug 2010 Posts: 172 Location: In a pretty place :9
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:16 am Post subject: |
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Grrr! HDtune! darn software said I had a bad-sector grrr (C5 Current pending sector) so I backed up my files on my second drive I had no choice but delete some important ones and reinstalled windows 7 I was planning to return it on my day-off
of course the error was still there formatting doesn't fix bad-sectors I slept at 3am and had to get up at 6am for work
I installed arcana before I left for work I checked once HDtune the error was still there I ate breakfast while it was installing and when I checked HDTune again it disappeared #$%^&*
what the heck was that!!!! it didn't relocate it just magically disappeared > I wasted so much time D:
is this software even accurate D:, |
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Solice Kirsk True to the bullet pith

Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 1577 Location: "Balls Deep" in Chicago bitches
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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Oh god. If an Asian is having that much trouble with a computer it must be a catastrophic problem. _________________ "True to the bullet pith on the enclose, Rocksmith allows you to beat the drum for legitimate hither any electric guitar into the proprietary USB chain that comes with the encounter..." - NEERGENCE, 12/02/2011 |
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thecraponahat Pretty Much The Best Member
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Must be american made software :/ |
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Solice Kirsk True to the bullet pith

Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 1577 Location: "Balls Deep" in Chicago bitches
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:01 am Post subject: |
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Is there any other kind of software?!
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! _________________ "True to the bullet pith on the enclose, Rocksmith allows you to beat the drum for legitimate hither any electric guitar into the proprietary USB chain that comes with the encounter..." - NEERGENCE, 12/02/2011 |
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Acend Will date your daughter

Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 2932 Location: Houston, TX
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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this is some serious bs, I get fallout at midnight and then I'm blocked from playing it until its midnight in California, Fuckers. So I wait till 2am because it wouldn't even let me install it till then, now I'm trying to install it and the shit game won't let me install from the disc, its forcing me to DOWNLOAD the 6+ gigs to first. I'm looking at the disk and the data is right there, who the hell thought this shit up? _________________
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:41 am Post subject: |
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| Acend wrote: | | this is some serious bs, I get fallout at midnight and then I'm blocked from playing it until its midnight in California, Fuckers. |
That right there would make me murder something.
That'd be like picking up a game for a console and when you got home, Shane Carwin is standing at your door and will repeatedly punch you in the face if you try to get in and play the game before it's midnight in California. _________________ "The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow." |
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Strategos a$$

Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 2097 Location: Alll ston, MA
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:13 am Post subject: |
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My band's viola player is too busy and has to quit the band, which the other four of us knew. . . we thought.
When she first broke the news a month ago, we were worried because one among us is pretty sensitive and we didn't know how he'd take it. He was fine then. As it happens, that's because although he was there for the conversation he was totally zoned and missed the word "quit." He found out a second time today. . . damage control was all kinds of fun. _________________ H-E-S-T-E-R is a long, convoluted joke. |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Strategos wrote: | | My band's viola player |
The fuck? _________________
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Solice Kirsk True to the bullet pith

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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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Are you in a chamber orchestra or something? Cause that would be pretty cool. _________________ "True to the bullet pith on the enclose, Rocksmith allows you to beat the drum for legitimate hither any electric guitar into the proprietary USB chain that comes with the encounter..." - NEERGENCE, 12/02/2011 |
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Strategos a$$

Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 2097 Location: Alll ston, MA
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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| LiQuid! wrote: | | Strategos wrote: | | My band's viola player |
The f---? |
Our band:
Me: Clarinet, guitar (no effects) vocals, bass, viola, toy instruments, drums
Viola player: Viola, guitar (no effects), vocals, bass, clarinet, toy instruments, drums
Guy who flipped: Guitar (Lots and lots of really cool effects), bass, drums
Other dude: Guitar (with loop setup + cello bow), bass, keys
Drummer: Drums, kazoo, Bob Dylan impression (vocals), Neil Young impression (guitar).
We play ambient/drone music as a kind of a subset of the whole post-rock scene. The viola's a great touch. Although in losing her, we're losing more than just a viola as you can see; multi-instrumentalism is our motto. (And since the viola is hers, I won't be able to play what little viola she taught me as a dodgy replacement.) She's just listed as a viola player because she plays it most. You'd have to hear our band to get it, I guess. _________________ H-E-S-T-E-R is a long, convoluted joke. |
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:57 am Post subject: |
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| Strategos wrote: | | LiQuid! wrote: | | Strategos wrote: | | My band's viola player |
The f---? |
Our band:
Me: Clarinet, guitar (no effects) vocals, bass, viola, toy instruments, drums
Viola player: Viola, guitar (no effects), vocals, bass, clarinet, toy instruments, drums
Guy who flipped: Guitar (Lots and lots of really cool effects), bass, drums
Other dude: Guitar (with loop setup + cello bow), bass, keys
Drummer: Drums, kazoo, Bob Dylan impression (vocals), Neil Young impression (guitar).
We play ambient/drone music as a kind of a subset of the whole post-rock scene. The viola's a great touch. Although in losing her, we're losing more than just a viola as you can see; multi-instrumentalism is our motto. (And since the viola is hers, I won't be able to play what little viola she taught me as a dodgy replacement.) She's just listed as a viola player because she plays it most. You'd have to hear our band to get it, I guess. |
 _________________ "The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow." |
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