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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 8942
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:48 am Post subject: (not so) Manly May! |
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Since I missed out on No-shave November, and I've coincidentally started the month of May out since my last shave, I will now chronicle this month without shaving the chin pubes and catalog it here. Anyone else is free to join or tell me how ugly I am.
Here is my insanely dumb looking 4-day beard growth:
Bonus: I'm naked.
Notice the complete lack of stubble in the center of my flabby chin. Nature does that on its own! I don't have to help!
Anyways, I now have a webcam on my new lapster, so expect periodic, chittyshittybangbang quality pics of me from chronicling this arduous journey into the realm of faux-hairlessness! Participation is highly encouraged! _________________
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Sethimothy *Accomplished* Bastard

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| That is one ugly woman. Where'd you pick her up? |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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She followed me home!!! _________________
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Super Megaman X Call him SMX
Joined: 05 Oct 2005 Posts: 829 Location: Minnesota
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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So that's the LiQuid, eh? I'm....kind of surprised...? but really, totally not. _________________ As can be seen, witty is not my strong suit. |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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Man I'm still naked! I need to put some clothes on!!!! _________________
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Pandar Overlord of the Netherworld

Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: International Falls, Minnesota
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know about you guys but that's exactly how I pictured LiQuid! in real life. Creepy nakedness and everything.
Anyways I'm going to shave tonight or tomorrow and see if I can't get some hot pix to contribute to this thread. As it is I've got about a month's growth so my chin-pubes look really pube-ish. _________________
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PipArchDevil

Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 979
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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| LiQuid! wrote: | | Man I'm still naked! I need to put some clothes on!!!! |
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

Joined: 14 Aug 2008 Posts: 1377 Location: all up in your grill
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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Ha ha ha ha. I grow that much in an afternoon!
I'm betting that by the end of may your pictures will look exactly the same.
Although you are sporting an amazing Jew-fro. Like in The 40 Year-old Virgin.
Also, what's with the painting behind you? It's all slanted like you live in a Batman villian's hideout (Adam West Batman). |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 8942
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:17 am Post subject: |
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| Omegarage wrote: | I'm betting that by the end of may your pictures will look exactly the same.
Although you are sporting an amazing Jew-fro. Like in The 40 Year-old Virgin.
Also, what's with the painting behind you? It's all slanted like you live in a Batman villian's hideout (Adam West Batman). |
1) Yes, I guarantee my "beard" will not look much different.
2) That is just what my hair looks like after sitting in a ponytail, unwashed for four days cause I've been home sick. This is what my hair looks like normally.
3) That's just the angle the picture was taken at. My webcam is fixed to the top of my lapster and I'm tall, so it's angled upwards. _________________
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Strategos a$$

Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 2097 Location: Alll ston, MA
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:11 am Post subject: |
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Oh hey, I had no idea Manly May was happening, but began participating anyhow.
I've spent the last few days stringing together a full beard (to accompany my standard goatee) to see what my mom does if her baby boy comes back from his freshman year with a full beard and a fraternity shirt. I have a few days to go, and I might need them. My sideburns are only a quarter inch or so long. :
Here's what I usually look like, though:
That's about two days after I swore off shaving until home.
Not very good, but it's the most recent photo of me.
I'll also have a me in my frat bro "costume" before shaving. I imagine in that short amount of time (a week and a half) I will best LiQuid!'s month of facial hair.
EDIT: LiQuid!, I'm going to have to politely ask that you cut your hair. Nasty looking hair like yours just damages the reputation of more respectable long-haired fellows like myself. At least take better care of it. Or maybe it's just the photo that's terrible, but -- I don't know, I'm skeptical. _________________ H-E-S-T-E-R is a long, convoluted joke. |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:03 am Post subject: |
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I'm going to have to politely ask you to fuck off. My hair > your hair. _________________
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Abercrombie & Fitch

Joined: 03 May 2009 Posts: 3
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:10 am Post subject: |
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| I think he kinda looks like Samoan Penn Jillette. |
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Strategos a$$

Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 2097 Location: Alll ston, MA
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:08 am Post subject: |
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| LiQuid! wrote: | | I'm going to have to politely ask you to f--- off. My hair > your hair. |
Maybe if quality is proportional to greasiness. _________________ H-E-S-T-E-R is a long, convoluted joke. |
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Solice Kirsk True to the bullet pith

Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 1573 Location: "Balls Deep" in Chicago bitches
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:37 am Post subject: |
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This is funny. I've been trying to get the people at my work to participate in May-staches. If I can find a camera I'll throw a pic up of my rockin ass pirate facial hair. _________________ "True to the bullet pith on the enclose, Rocksmith allows you to beat the drum for legitimate hither any electric guitar into the proprietary USB chain that comes with the encounter..." - NEERGENCE, 12/02/2011 |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 10:03 am Post subject: |
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I'm not Samoan, I'm Rican. _________________
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Strategos a$$

Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 2097 Location: Alll ston, MA
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 10:21 am Post subject: |
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| LiQuid! wrote: | | I'm not Samoan, I'm Rican. |
THE SMACKDOWN BEGINS. _________________ H-E-S-T-E-R is a long, convoluted joke. |
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

Joined: 14 Aug 2008 Posts: 1377 Location: all up in your grill
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:49 am Post subject: |
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| LiQuid! wrote: | | I'm not Samoan, I'm Rican. |
Really? I thought you were some sort of Asian....... |
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Omegarage Captain of the War Wagon

Joined: 14 Aug 2008 Posts: 1377 Location: all up in your grill
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:21 pm Post subject: Re: (not so) Manly May! |
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| LiQuid! wrote: | | Anyways, I now have a webcam on my new lapster, so expect periodic, crappy quality pics of me from chronicling this arduous journey into the realm of faux-hairlessness! Participation is highly encouraged! |
WTF? How are any of us going to participate in helping you grow a beard?
I guess you could shave the pubes off the top of your head and super-glue them to your chin....
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Solice Kirsk True to the bullet pith

Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 1573 Location: "Balls Deep" in Chicago bitches
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:26 pm Post subject: Re: (not so) Manly May! |
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| Omegarage wrote: | | LiQuid! wrote: | | Anyways, I now have a webcam on my new lapster, so expect periodic, crappy quality pics of me from chronicling this arduous journey into the realm of faux-hairlessness! Participation is highly encouraged! |
WTF? How are any of us going to participate in helping you grow a beard?
I guess you could shave the pubes off the top of your head and super-glue them to your chin....
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BWAHAHAHA!
This, ladies and gentleman, is why I joined the internet. _________________ "True to the bullet pith on the enclose, Rocksmith allows you to beat the drum for legitimate hither any electric guitar into the proprietary USB chain that comes with the encounter..." - NEERGENCE, 12/02/2011 |
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