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Phil
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Idin Leis
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gravity cat is not amused...


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LiQuid!
fasta dan a muddafucka!


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My wisdom teeth just got pulled. Apparently, I called a friend on his cell phone during third period before the anesthetic completely wore off. I don't remember this - my memory goes to the point where I said "How did I get fromt the operating thing to here?" My coherency literally came onehundred percent back to me in one or two seconds - before that, i had apparently been talking, but still out of it ; blacked out, so to speak. Naturally, i can't wait to here the message I left him come monday.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a raise at work. So now my job owns my soul for a dollar and fifty cents more an hour. Yahoo!
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Pandar
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just got this email:

Call out Gouranga be happy
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga!
That which brings the highest happiness

...And that's it. The hell?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is no combination of "I'll (verb) HER (noun)" that can't be considered sexual.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Martyr wrote:
There is no combination of "I'll (verb) HER (noun)" that can't be considered sexual.

"I'll dissolve her 9/11 commemorative coin collection."

It's not funny, or anything you might normally say, but I think that one is pret-ty dang unsexy. And yes, it's a multi-word noun phrase, but it doesn't seem like cheating. Does it have to be a one-word thing?
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LiQuid!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll kill her parents.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LiQuid! wrote:
I'll kill her parents.


This made me laugh. A lot.
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The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And it beat the hell out of mine.

LiQuid! Wub
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[22:06] Shoopdawoop: If Unsolved Mysteries was still on today and Robert Stack wasn't dead.
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: That's an episode right there.
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: *hums theme song*
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: Do do do do do, do do.
[22:06] Heath: Seriously
[22:06] Heath: Holy shit I used to be scared as hell of that show.
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: Yeah, for real.
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: That f---ing theme song is creepy.
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: And the music in the show too.
[22:06] * Shoopdawoop wants to get the box set Mad
[22:07] Heath: When I was like, 5, 6, something like that? I'd hide behind the couch when the opening and closing themes were playing. That music scared the piss out of me. I'd watch the show, but damn if I'd stick around for those creepy intros and outros.
[22:07] Shoopdawoop: Used to watch that with my Grandparents all teh time.
[22:07] Shoopdawoop: good times~
[22:07] Shoopdawoop: Yeah, no joke.
[22:07] Shoopdawoop: Everyone that I've talked to about it felt the same way XD
[22:08] Heath: haha
[22:08] Heath: That's comforting to hear ^^;
[22:08] Shoopdawoop: Yeah, must've been written by an illuminati 4th demension caccodemon
[22:09] Heath: If I heard it out loud today I'd probabyl grab my sword and start pointing it around the room nervously, waiting for a rapist/murderer to jump out of nowhere.
[22:09] Shoopdawoop: lol
[22:09] Shoopdawoop: What if it was an alien?
[22:09] Heath: Then today would be the second time I've had to explain a dead alien.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Reduction In Demand
According to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (ASAPS), during 2002 over 125,000 women elected to have Breast Reduction surgery. Perhaps the numbers are so high (Breast Reduction Surgery was the 5th most popular surgery for women during 2002) because women with overly-large breasts tend to experience greater levels of the following symptoms:

* Physical discomfort
* Back and Neck Pain
* Improperly fitting clothes
* Skin irritation
* Skeletal deformities
* Breathing problems
* Painful indentations from bra straps
* Self-consciousness
* Eliminate Ridicule from Other Men and Women
* Wear a Bikini To The Beach
* Improve Your Sex Life
* Improve Your Health
* Reduce Breast Size > Without Surgery > Without Scars
* Reduce your Bust Size Without Taking Valuable Time Off of Work
* Feel self confidence
* Your Man will be impress to see your new look
* Freedom from heavy sagging breasts
* Freedom from pain in the neck and back
* Feel Comfortable while doing exercise
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Phil
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poop shillelagh.
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The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm thinking about mullets.
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Idin Leis
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never laughed so hard in my entire life....

http://verybadidea.ytmnd.com/
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LiQuid!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha that Reading Rainbow soundbyte at the end sells the whole thing!
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timrpgland
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.rainbowpuke.com/

The site/forum I've been visiting for years recently has been doing a rainbow puke art project... I guess Attack of the Show featured it on their 8/28/06 episode.
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