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Phil Bloody persistant
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Idin Leis Niggar Alarm!

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Gravity cat is not amused...
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Phil Bloody persistant
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NR The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street

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Strategos a$$

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My wisdom teeth just got pulled. Apparently, I called a friend on his cell phone during third period before the anesthetic completely wore off. I don't remember this - my memory goes to the point where I said "How did I get fromt the operating thing to here?" My coherency literally came onehundred percent back to me in one or two seconds - before that, i had apparently been talking, but still out of it ; blacked out, so to speak. Naturally, i can't wait to here the message I left him come monday. _________________ H-E-S-T-E-R is a long, convoluted joke. |
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Aubstar The Original Geek

Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 412 Location: Stumbling Toward Mediocrity
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:27 am Post subject: |
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I got a raise at work. So now my job owns my soul for a dollar and fifty cents more an hour. Yahoo! _________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say.
Fools speak because they have to say something.
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Pandar Overlord of the Netherworld

Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1267 Location: International Falls, Minnesota
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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I just got this email:
Call out Gouranga be happy
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga!
That which brings the highest happiness
...And that's it. The hell? _________________
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Phil Bloody persistant
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| There is no combination of "I'll (verb) HER (noun)" that can't be considered sexual. |
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NR The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street

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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:45 am Post subject: |
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| Martyr wrote: | | There is no combination of "I'll (verb) HER (noun)" that can't be considered sexual. |
"I'll dissolve her 9/11 commemorative coin collection."
It's not funny, or anything you might normally say, but I think that one is pret-ty dang unsexy. And yes, it's a multi-word noun phrase, but it doesn't seem like cheating. Does it have to be a one-word thing? |
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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:11 am Post subject: |
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I'll kill her parents. _________________
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Cloudcent 20th Century Boy

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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:30 am Post subject: |
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| LiQuid! wrote: | | I'll kill her parents. |
This made me laugh. A lot. |
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NR The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street

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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: |
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And it beat the hell out of mine.
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NR The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street

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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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[22:06] Shoopdawoop: If Unsolved Mysteries was still on today and Robert Stack wasn't dead.
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: That's an episode right there.
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: *hums theme song*
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: Do do do do do, do do.
[22:06] Heath: Seriously
[22:06] Heath: Holy shit I used to be scared as hell of that show.
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: Yeah, for real.
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: That f---ing theme song is creepy.
[22:06] Shoopdawoop: And the music in the show too.
[22:06] * Shoopdawoop wants to get the box set
[22:07] Heath: When I was like, 5, 6, something like that? I'd hide behind the couch when the opening and closing themes were playing. That music scared the piss out of me. I'd watch the show, but damn if I'd stick around for those creepy intros and outros.
[22:07] Shoopdawoop: Used to watch that with my Grandparents all teh time.
[22:07] Shoopdawoop: good times~
[22:07] Shoopdawoop: Yeah, no joke.
[22:07] Shoopdawoop: Everyone that I've talked to about it felt the same way XD
[22:08] Heath: haha
[22:08] Heath: That's comforting to hear ^^;
[22:08] Shoopdawoop: Yeah, must've been written by an illuminati 4th demension caccodemon
[22:09] Heath: If I heard it out loud today I'd probabyl grab my sword and start pointing it around the room nervously, waiting for a rapist/murderer to jump out of nowhere.
[22:09] Shoopdawoop: lol
[22:09] Shoopdawoop: What if it was an alien?
[22:09] Heath: Then today would be the second time I've had to explain a dead alien. |
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NR The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street

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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:24 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Reduction In Demand
According to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (ASAPS), during 2002 over 125,000 women elected to have Breast Reduction surgery. Perhaps the numbers are so high (Breast Reduction Surgery was the 5th most popular surgery for women during 2002) because women with overly-large breasts tend to experience greater levels of the following symptoms:
* Physical discomfort
* Back and Neck Pain
* Improperly fitting clothes
* Skin irritation
* Skeletal deformities
* Breathing problems
* Painful indentations from bra straps
* Self-consciousness
* Eliminate Ridicule from Other Men and Women
* Wear a Bikini To The Beach
* Improve Your Sex Life
* Improve Your Health
* Reduce Breast Size > Without Surgery > Without Scars
* Reduce your Bust Size Without Taking Valuable Time Off of Work
* Feel self confidence
* Your Man will be impress to see your new look
* Freedom from heavy sagging breasts
* Freedom from pain in the neck and back
* Feel Comfortable while doing exercise |
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Phil Bloody persistant
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Poop shillelagh. |
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NR The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street

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| I'm thinking about mullets. |
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Idin Leis Niggar Alarm!

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LiQuid! fasta dan a muddafucka!

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Haha that Reading Rainbow soundbyte at the end sells the whole thing! _________________
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timrpgland Founder, Est. 1999

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http://www.rainbowpuke.com/
The site/forum I've been visiting for years recently has been doing a rainbow puke art project... I guess Attack of the Show featured it on their 8/28/06 episode. _________________
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