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A Conversation You’ve Never Heard Before

By Heath | October 8, 2011 at 3:03 am

PlayStation Guy: Well hello old chap, I just came from the game store where I bought Heavy Rain.

Xbox Guy: How interesting. I hear a lot of people enjoyed that game. It doesn’t sound like my cup of tea, but knowing what I know about you, my friend, I’ll bet you’d enjoy something like Heavy Rain.

PlayStation Guy: Yeah, I’m looking forward to it. Say, what’s that you’ve got there?

Xbox Guy: Oh this? It’s Gears of War 3. I’m a big fan of action games, particularly pop-n-shoot. Gears of War 2 is one of my favorite games ever.

PlayStation Guy: Cool. I don’t like those games as much as other games, but I might enjoy playing it with you when I am at your house.

Xbox Guy: Yes, and you are welcome to come over any time, because we are friends and I do not have any intention of rubbing my scrotum on the face of anyone in your family.

PlayStation Guy: Thank you. We can take turns playing my favorite shooter, Killzone 3, and your favorite shooter, Halo: Reach. I’ll bet we will appreciate them for the games they are despite which one we individually like more.

Xbox Guy: Hey, do you want to invite Wii Guy over for a game night? Maybe we will also watch movies and discuss our wide variety of political views?

PlayStation Guy: Oh, sure. Hey I have a question: is he a homosexual? I am not judging him, I am just wondering, like in a statistical fashion.

Xbox Guy: I am not sure, and I have never thought about it. Whether he is a homosexual or not, I support and accept him and do not discriminate. I shall give him a phone call and invite him to our gaming playdate.

PlayStation Guy: Well, I have to go, but I look forward to seeing you and Wii Guy soon, and I certainly do not hope your mother gets violated by any trespassing party.

Xbox Guy: I wish you the same! Cheers!


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