Skyrim Kissing Mod Now on Steam Workshop

By Heath | February 5, 2015 at 5:33 am

The Steam Workshop now has an Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim mod that allows players to lay a kiss on anyone they damn well please, called “Kissing-Immersive Lover’s Comfort.”

Use it as a bit of foreplay before you charge into the use of your sex mods like a bull at a gate.

Apparently both characters go ragdoll but remain standing and smush their faces together. That’s pretty much how I do it too.
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PR^2: The Elder Scrolls Online beta signups press release (w. editorial)

By Michael | January 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm

The following is an unedited press release about the upcoming Elders Scrolls Online MMORPG.  I thought we’d try a different take and post it as is, with no changed, but editorialize (read through the lines) and see how it stacks up.  NOTE: The editorials are noted in bold/italic (ed.) and are solely my opinion or just a lame attempt at a cheap laugh (please like me).

Bethesda Softworks and ZeniMax Online Studios announced that beta signups are now open for The Elder Scrolls Online at Interested gamers simply have to go to the website and register for a chance to play. Selected beta registrants will be granted early access to beta test the game. They will be among the first to experience this epic world with others in one of 2013’s most highly anticipated releases (ed. AKA 2013’s most anticipated underachiever). Timing and details of the start of play tests will be provided at a later date to those who register.

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Skyrim Rap Video

By Heath | November 8, 2011 at 7:00 am

“I don’t just spit flames lyrically, but literally.” -Dan Bull.
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New Skyrim info bits

By Heath | February 8, 2011 at 11:27 am

The Bethesda forums have some new info on The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, which is currently the Land’s most anticipated RPG, according to your votes.  Check the post here.