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Do the evolution

By Phil | December 11, 2007 at 10:11 am

Updates for the rest of the week will probably be sporadic due to a number of staff members dealing with life-related dealiemabobs. Heath and Janelle, for instance, moved to Japan this week, and are currently embroiled in a sorta-close-to-epic battle with ninja and samurai and Eskimos and other hilariously hackneyed stereotypes in the hopes that one day the Internet in their cubbyhole will suck less.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, my disappearance as of late has, as usual, been due to non-life-related things. Curious, you say? Then read on, you nosey bastard!

I haven’t done a lot of writing lately because I’ve been working on numerous behind-the-scenes projects. Well, really, they’re not so secret now, because whenever I work hard on something and it turns out better than I expected, I can’t help but to let the cat out of the bag and soak in the love and adoration. Hell, even Jones likes it. My psychiatrist recommends more positive reinforcement. PLEASE LOVE ME.

In any case, there are some, as we Kentucky folk say, durn’ good things coming up on the Land soon, so know that the stagnant clouds will prelude a striking rainbow*. This would be the rolling out of phase 2 of what Quinton lovingly calls “Project More Awesome Than Batman And Superman Combined,” or as I call it, “Project Redefine Video Game Nerdery.” It will excite you, ignite you, and delight you. It will put a spring in your step, a beat in your feet, and a tingle in your dingle. But probably not the last one, unless redesigned and restructured web sites get your blood pumping, but stranger things have happened so who the heck knows.

So send the word out if you know any e-binaryophiles or whatever the hell. We would appreciate it.

But just because updates might be a little sparse for a few days it doesn’t mean that RPG Land won’t still be chock-full of delicious infotainment! While you’re waiting for the paint to dry, why not nose around the forum? Join us as we post randomly generated video game names such as “Hindu Mushroom in My Pocket,” “African Chicken Attack,” and “First-Person Internet Training.” Talk about how you don’t understand the new Perry Bible Fellowship comic in that thread thar. Or, you can just hang around the forum in general so that LiQuid!, and his 5,000 posts, can concoct creative new ways to call you a loser.

In the interim, I’m gonna tie up some loose ends, study for my final, and maybe write a few updates about stuff you’ve probably already heard about on GAF or somewhere. Then, in about a week or so, it’s evolution, baby.

*Your results may vary.

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