Darius: Space Sharks Through the Ages

By Orie | April 1, 2008 at 8:59 pm

So far, we’ve taken a look at the greatest of nature’s creatures, the Shark. But what of the rarest breed, the nearly-extinct Cosmic Space Shark? Take a journey through their amazing lives with Dr. House and Dr. Janowski right here.

Shark leaps from tank, attacks Prime Minister at safety control meeting

By Orie | April 1, 2008 at 12:42 am

tmpphp6n3bpm.jpgA meeting was held at Australian parliament to discuss stricter safety controls at Australian beaches following a shark attack in January.

A first in the history of the country, a delegation of Australian sharks arrived to protest the discussions. Jaws Jenkins V, the leader of the delegation, demanded that the sharks be granted similar protections to the aboriginal hunting rights. Doing less would be “outright discrimination,” Jenkins said.

The debate became heated, and when Prime Minister Kevin Rudd made a reference to tuna in relation to Jenkins’ mother, the shark leader lept from his seawater tank and bit off the Minister’s genitals.

Minister Rudd is currently in stable condition at the Canberra Hospital, and Jenkins is currently being held at the National Zoo and Aquarium in Canberra, which the shark community has decried as “an insult.” It is unknown what further action will be taken.

Awesomecast 5: Review Views

By Orie | November 6, 2007 at 8:24 am

The new Awesomecast is a little late in coming, but has finally arrived. This time we’re going to talk in depth about how the staff here at RPG Land writes reviews, and some of our thoughts on game reviewing in general. This is the episode that we were going to do first, but was lost to the computer ethers due to youthful inexperience. It was probably a good thing, because in the subsequent ‘casts we’ve gained some experience, and we were able to snag Cortney Stone from RandomNPC to be a special guest. Enjoy the show!

Read the rest of this entry »

Awesomecast Sidequest 5: The Grapefruit Robot

By Orie | November 6, 2007 at 7:48 am

The latest batch of outtakes proves once and for all that we have far too much fun here at RPG Land. Tune in to discover what grapefruit juice has to do with reviewing, and to hear the tales of those staff members gone before who have left a legacy of crap.

Awesomecast 4: Dungeon Crawlers Anonymous

By Orie | October 23, 2007 at 12:39 am

This week’s Awesomecast has us delving deep into the latest news on some games in one of the oldest RPG genres around: the dungeon crawler. There’s also some other stuff, like reciting game dialogue stolen from Shakespeare and an RPG with men that don’t know they’re in an RPG. If you can handle that much awesome, click on.

Read the rest of this entry »

Awesomecast Sidequest 4: Political Dinosaur

By Orie | October 23, 2007 at 12:26 am

In the outtakes from our latest Awesomecast we discuss various items of political significance, such as the upcoming presidential election and the haves and have-nots of root beer.

New Awesomecast: Can you handle the Hip Hop?

By Orie | October 14, 2007 at 5:26 pm

Awesomecast Episode 3 – Master P vs. The Lord of Doom

In this episode, we talk at length about Master P’s new Hip Hop RPG, and some other comparitively unimportant stuff. Something about Final Fantasy IV DS and Growlanser. I don’t know. Pretty forgettable.
Read the rest of this entry »