Dragon Quest VIII Mobile Port Localized, Still Awful

By Heath | June 1, 2014 at 2:01 am

Remember this crap? The awful-looking mobile port of Dragon Quest VIII? Well now it’s now available on international iOS stores, and way overpriced.

Showing a gift for salesmanship as much as a gift for making shitty ports, Square Enix had this to say:

– Save your game often.
– When suspending play, please make sure to close the app completely via the recently used apps list.
– Frequent crashes can sometimes be remedied by restarting your device.

Not even joking. How about fix your products instead of just telling people to save often because of the glitches? So there’s that.

Dragon Quest VIII Mobile looks fucking terrible

By Heath | October 14, 2013 at 11:59 am

Dragon Quest VIII will soon be arriving on mobile phones, and the results are nothing short of disastrous. Here, watch the video and check out the results first…hand.
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