I can’t believe how dumb this is
By Janelle | September 30, 2011 at 8:36 am
So I was browsing Famitsu for news that I missed while I was out doing real life things, and I spotted this story about a PSP port of Phantom Kingdom (Makai Kingdom in the West). I got really excited until I actually read the (sorry excuse for) content of the news story.
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Games Are Officially Reality
By Heath | March 9, 2011 at 7:53 pm
So I have to go meet with a lawyer today and I need a translator. These are seriously the instructions I was just given via email, “Mr. Tanaka doesn’t have a cellphone, but go to the prime building and look for a tall, slender man in his sixties. He usually wears a hat.”
I’ll update this post if I see Kazuma Kiryu or any city-destroying dragons or anything. Anyone need me to pick up new armor while I’m downtown?
Atelier Rorona Cookoff Contest entries by NIS America, RPG Land staff
By Heath | September 27, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Many people in emails and Facebook posts have expressed cases of weak-ass dismay at the thought of entering our cookoff contest. Making food is not intimidating; it’s necessary to survival and in this case, can win you a free game if you do so much as take a picture of it. Now, NISA and RPG Land show you exactly how easy it really is.
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Final Fantasy VII Remade…in 8-bit form
By Heath | August 24, 2010 at 8:41 pm
Fans are finally getting what they wanted…kind of…
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One game, two game, old game, new game (April Fools)
By Janelle | April 1, 2010 at 11:41 am
We’ve got two reviews today: one old, and one new. Here, we have a review of Super Mario RPG on the Virtual Console by Foster, and a second opinion on Final Fantasy XIII by Theodore.
Entire Spectrobes series (so far) reviewed
By Heath | December 25, 2009 at 7:36 am
In the spirit of Christmas, these three reviews function as a tribute of sorts. There are three games in the Spectrobes series, and they will be reviewed with one word each. The three words which best describe them are as follows and I quote…
–Spectrobes review
–Spectrobes: Beyond the Portals review
–Spectrobes Origins review.
Meanwhile, at the Square Enix offices…
By Heath | October 27, 2009 at 10:17 am
The Xbox 360 version of the flashy and marketed-to-death Bayonetta got a 40/40 in Famitsu Magazine recently. Meanwhile, at Square Enix…
I can’t take credit for this one; it was Kobun Heat.
Blizzard: Do as I say, not as I do
By Heath | October 20, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Kid with dumbass shopping habits overcomes IGACWUS, blogs about it
By Heath | October 4, 2009 at 5:56 am
The consumer world is one populated by douchebags. Even at times, good folks like you and I may find ourselves being totally retarded, only to realize much later, if ever, that we had been involved in some high level douchery. But friends, for your own good, please, when you find yourself in that epiphany…don’t blog about it. Mark Melnychuk could use this lesson, as he posts on Kombo about what a consumer whore he was.
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Saluting 10 Years of Dreamcast RPGs
By Heath | September 9, 2009 at 11:04 am
People change every day, in monumental or in hardly noticeable ways. As the 10th anniversary of the Dreamcast is upon us, I’ve been looking back at 10 years of Dreamcast RPG reviews. Doing so, I have discovered that I, Heath Hindman, may be a mediocre reviewer now, but years ago when first starting out, I was awful. I mean holy ####.
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